Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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