I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Found your dick twin last night
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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