Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
