There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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