hell yes lets make some ravioli
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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