the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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