Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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