At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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