And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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