Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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