Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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