Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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