just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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