TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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