11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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