is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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