you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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