id be glad to
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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