Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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