so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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