Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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