I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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