I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Every concussion has its silver lining
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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