Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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