just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Randomize
