rhymes with "ouble enetration"
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You can make out without kissing
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