it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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