That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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