i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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