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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.

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• (619): View more from California

  thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina

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• (323): View more from California

  Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you

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• (925): View more from California

  is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow

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• (951): View more from California

  We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..

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• (650): View more from California

  So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?

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  I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.

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• (925): View more from California

  I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season

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