Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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