Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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