My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
His nipple licking is glorious
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