Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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