You work out of a Hotel?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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