my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
soo... how was my night?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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