return my video game
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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