96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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