Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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