I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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