Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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