You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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