I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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