at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Also, beer. Big fan.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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