another moral hangover. fuck.
We need to rekindle our bromance
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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