are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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