i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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