try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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