Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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