You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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