This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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