Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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